Two pens...one-of-a-kind adventures...zero apologies.
A kickass tag-team bound together by the pen, we are forces of nature that will either leave you begging for mercy or begging for more.
We are women who have brains we aren't afraid to use; feelings we aren't afraid to express; and, middle fingers that we aren’t afraid to extend. We pen stories that push all kinds of boundaries and we don’t apologize for it. Our heroines are feisty; our heroes are hot, and our stories are one-of-a-kind adventures.
The Jeanie (the shagalicious wordslinger):
Occupation: the hot, sexy brick shithouse badazz filmmaker
Favorite beverage: Coke, Coke with ice, Coke in a glass, Coke in a bottle Coke in a mason jar, Coke licked off of a hot ass man
Prediction: World peace will only happen when women take over all the TOP jobs.
Jayha (the ninja master of h*ll no's):
Occupation: The Donna of BTP
Don’t believe it: I’ve been accused of being a megalomaniac, the catalyst for the fall of the Roman Empire etcetera etcetera but those are rumors started by my haters.
Favorite season: Football
Hobby: Finding new ways to use MF in a sentence
Motto: There's only one Carolina and it's in Chapel Hill.
“If you get a free opportunity to kick someone's ass…use it.”
-S. H. Langston
