THE MFP POSSE EXECUTIVE BOARD

Fearless Leader: Jayha

The totally spoiled baby who is in charge of being spoiled/Crew Chief of the Posse Fleet: Jeanie

MMFIC & Professor of Recreation: The incredible, mad-talented, Von-glorious

MNWIC (Main Nuttin’-up Watcher In Charge), Group Counselor, Overlord of Smileys used in Official Correspondence, Dean of Urban Legends and Official Aliyah Burke and Delilah Dawson Liason: The Block-rockin’ diva herself, Rolanda

Supreme Posse Commander: Aunt Donna

Official Best Friend of the Leader: Thug

Starter of International Incidents: Dréa Riley

Benevolent Despot: Shara Azod

JUNIOR EXECUTIVES

Posse Press Secretary & the Asst. Overlord of Smileys: Laura Guevara

Director of Spirituality: AllMine

Entire Legal Dept for the Posse: Kesha

CEO of Inventive Methods of Revenge: Regi

J-CEO of Vengeance: Valleyviolet/Moraneta Mammita!

Proprietor of the Posse Bakery: Sunniii

Sgt-At-Arms: Toni, aka Mrs. Brother School Daze

The Who-Done-it-and-Why Chick: Lisa

Official Posse Diva: Tasha

Chief Medical Officer: Jordan

Administrator and Chief Marketer for the MF Please Posse Empire: Alcira

Posse Lexiconeer: Stephanie D.

Mistress of Graphics -- to come up with banners to tag the places we've been: Celia

Official Cover Artist -- in charge of painting the portraits of the Posse Hierarchy (hot men included): Anne Cain

FACT SHEET

Official Song: What It's Like by Everlast

Official Books Penned by Someone other than Jeanie and Jayha: the Magnus Pack quad: Pack Challenge, Go Fetch!, Here, Kitty Kitty, and Miss Congeniality (in the When He was Bad anthology)by Shelly Laurenston

Official Videogame: Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction by Lucas Arts Entertainment  

Official Ad: Mercenaries video game ad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC2GzK7Aw4c

Official Ride: black on black GMC Topkick 6500 although to get to a beatdown we will jump in anything that has wheels

Official Bakery: Aunt Sunnii's Just Desserts

Official Beat Down: Kong v the T-Rex's in King Kong (2005) and Hulk v. Abomination in The Incredible Hulk (2008)

NEED TO KNOWS

The trifling shall be served this:

Beverage: A nice hot cup of anger or a steamy cup of STFU

Entrée: MF PLEASE is served with an extra helping of HE** TO THE NO

Side: An order of YOU MUST HAVE LOST YOUR MONKEY AZZ MIND

Dessert: A slice of YOU CAN KISS MY WHOLE ENTIRE AZZ

MOTTO

Somewhere there’s a pervert who just needs his ass whipped and that’s where we come in.  THE MFP POSSE is in business.  Change into your alter ego and come ride with us.

FAQS

WHAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF A PERVERT?

Pervert- idiots who are basically a waste of Oxygen including but not limited to pedophiles and rapists.

HOW DO YOU GET IN?

Currently, individuals may apply for membership by completing the application [attached] but after we get big time, then you will have to be invited (kind of like that black credit card). 

IS THE APPLICATION NECESSARY?

Absolutely, because we need to weed out bleeding heart liberals and riff-raff.  This is due to the fact that the P.A.W Posse is serious about:

a- loving ourselves

b-maintaining the sisterhood/brotherhood of the group

c-good eats

d-stomping mudholes in peeps and walking them dry

e-our vision of world domination for the leader, copious oiled-up hot men to fan us with palm leaves and cater to our every whim

APPLICATION

Before you can proceed you must answer this one question: 

Are you now, or have you ever been a vegetarian?

*a yes response does not automatically bar you from membership but we will be looking at you real hard whilst sucking our teeth in disgust and shaking our heads in disbelief 

1: What is your favorite fried food?

2: What will you be rolling in en route to bringing down a pervert?

3: What song will be cranked to full volume whilst on the way?

4: What is your personal motto/mantra that you live by?

Thank you for your interest in the PAW Posse.  We will discuss it over a smorgasbord of fried foods and get back to you within the next ten working days.  If selected for membership you will need to choose a ghetto-fab name (that is the alter ego you go by when totally pis*ed). This name is for identification purposes and because when they make the action figures names such as Boomquita sound so much colorful than say, Jane.