Okay, let's see...I like adulation...A LOT...so y'all should do that...NOW...more, more, more...oh yeah, just like that, louder, louder, say it like you mean it.  Yes! Yes! Yessssssssssssss!

Oh, give me a minute.  Okay, what else do I like?  Hmm.  Dessert, sweet iced tea, using the word 'MF'...and chasing it with the phrase 'you can kiss my whole a**', action movies, fountain pens, luxurious bath and body products, and unbridled power.  Did I mention dessert?

So in my spare time...ha ha ha ha ha...Spare time.  WTF is that?  That must be a rumor...you know like unicorns.

I use my actual name as a pseudonym so in the event that I wild out I won't bring shame upon my family, who believe it or not, actually like me...so there. 

My favorite season is football; my favorite color is Carolina blue.

I need my ego stroked several times a day and regular doses of cheesecake to keep me content.  I have a mild sense of megalomania but it never bothered me as much as it bothers others.

What else?  I've been accused of being many things including the catalyst for the fall of the Roman Empire and a cult leader with low aspirations but those are rumors started by my haters.

That's pretty much it...I'm tired, have a stack of dvds to catch up on, and an exam next week, and I still have to plot the destruction of all who oppose me, which is a hella lot of people.  No wonder I'm always so tired.