ABOUT JEANIE & JAYHA

Yeah, we know you might be wondering WTF ... how did I get here. Karma, baby. Karma. Though you can get here via three routes, this is actually a joint website featuring two authors of smoking hot, azz-spankable erotic fiction -- Jayha Leigh and Jeanie Johnson. Together (as Jeanie Johnson and Jayha Leigh) we write the ENGINEERED IV LOVE (E4L) series, the HOT LIKE FIRE (HLF) series, the KILLER CROSSOVER (K X-OVER) series, the NOTHING BUT TROUBLE (NBT) series, the PLANES, DAMES, & AUTOMOBILES (PDA) series, the TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY (TERMS) series, the SIS BOOM BAH (SBB) series, the TRUTH AND CONSEQUENCES (T & C) series, the WHEN WISHES COME TRUE (WISHES) series, YET TO BE NAMED (YTBN) series. We also write separately but that's only because we started those projects before the merger. Jeanie Johnson pens the OTHERWORLDLY (O/W) series. Jayha Leigh pens the WILD, WILD (WW) series. Yeah, we should have three separate websites but both of us are too lazy to bother with maintaining one, much less three. Plus, as we have nine-to-fives, and demanding Mr. Us's (both smoking hot men who wow us with their gift of gab), we don't have a lot of spare time (remember that).

So anyway, thanks for taking the time to visit our website. Yessssssssssssss!!! More subjects, people to add to our empire [insert maniacal laugh here]. We truly appreciate you and will make every effort to respond to your emails, queries, demands, that sort of thing. If you email us and we don’t email you back within a week or so, one of three scenarios is likely: 1) One of us has come into a crap load of cha-ching, which means that both of us have come into cha-ching; 2) We know someone who has come into a crap load of cha-ching and we have stuff on them, ergo we will also come into a crap load of cha-ching; or 3) We've got nothing else, pretty much all of the reasons revolve around us coming into a crap load of cash. Hey, we're shallow like that but we accept our shortcomings.

NEFARIOUS PLOTS THAT WE HAVE PLANNED

We have started planning TRT2EART -- The Road Trip 2 End All Road Trips with the divas that comprise the MFP Posse. The trip will no doubt be fun, but it is also a fact-finding mission because one day they will take over the world and will need a base of operations.

PLACES WE'D RUN TO IF BEING CHASED FROM THE METAPHORICAL CASTLE BY A TORCH-WIELDING MOB

Yeah, right. Like that would happen and if it did, we're southern ... but again just to play along here are two places.

Anyway, enough about us, telling you about us. Sit back and listen to The Von-Glorious (our personal apologist...and yes, we have one...don't hate) tell you about us:

**SHH, THIS IS THE GOOD PART**

Besides being intelligent divas who pen kickass prose, Jeanie (the shagalicious wordslinger) and her momma, Jayha (the ninja master of prose), are dessert-eating, take-no-shit, tell-it-like-they-feel instead of tell-it-like-people-want-to-hear-it women. They are women who have brains and aren't afraid to use them; feelings and aren't afraid to express them; and, middle fingers which they'll happily use to salute out of line peeps. Independently, both are forces of nature that leave you begging for mercy or begging for more.

A kickass tag team duo bound together by the pen, they plan on ruling the world side-by-side. Jeanie will be ruling in her favorite hoodie and her Chuck Taylors; Jayha will be wearing her Crocs, a blue t-shirt along with her halo. Of course, all ruling will be done swiftly as Jeanie is always out getting into sh*t and Jayha is busy indulging in her torrid affair with ESPN.

**IN CASE YOU WANT TO TELL US HOW GREAT WE ARE** and believe us we totally crush on that kind of thing:

jeanieandjayha@gmail.com

TO CHECK OUT OUR MEDIOCRE MYSPACE PAGE:

http://www.myspace.com/jeanieandjayha