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Atlanta (Eiŕikr Bastille "Steele" Magnussen, V )

Stats:

Sports fanatic… Arranges her year around sporting events including Super Bowl Sunday, March Madness and her personal fav since she despised, loathed, and hated baseball, Baseball season is finally freaking over

Possesses an uncanny ability for destruction

Possibly one-quarter vampire as she gets most of her sleeping done during daylight hours

Drives a contraption she affectionately calls ‘The Warhorse’, which is outfitted with every extra except the rocket launcher

Best friend and evil twin to Aloha

Aloha (Ianikut Maksim "Imax" Aleksandrovich)

Specs:

Owns a wardrobe that’s comprised primarily of neons

She’s a master of computer languages who thinks in binary code and speaks in geek.  She never met a code she couldn’t break, a videogame she couldn’t conquer, or a high score that she couldn’t crush 

Back in her early twenties she practically made calling-in sick to work a contact sport.  She was the undisputed champion of the Southeastern region for an entire decade … slackers everywhere still speak her name in reverence

Besides being an all-around good time and the co-owner of the sports bar Evil Twins, she has the dubious honor of being the best friend and evil twin to Atlanta

Cayleigh (Adrastos Doron Drakon IV)

The Ka-Ching

Gone underground due to events that are going to require ALL of Silana’s legal prowess, Indy’s prayers, and Reign’s cunning

Indy (surprise)

Table of Contents:

A kid at heart and has the assorted gear to prove it

Is the voice of reassuring calm in the group…you know the one who makes sure that there is enough toilet paper, chocolate, and ammunition…just in case

Holds masters degrees in both divinity and theology, which is ironic since she refuses to step foot in a church

Secret ambition is to be crowned Fisherman World

She’s the neighborhood weirdo but that’s okay since she owns the whole d**n neighborhood 

Reign (some dude that’s just as crazy as she is)

The Credits:

An out-of-the-closet movie freak who has a tendency to hold entire conversations that consist of dialogue from her favorite movies

Always on the lookout for the proverbial ‘they’ because she truly believes that they’re out to get us

The one most likely to overthrow a government merely for the rush—her fav book is Leadership Secrets of Atilla the Hun

Spends her spare time investigating the validity of urban legends and conspiracy theories, and plotting world domination   

Her fav character from a show is Thing One and Thing Two from The Cat in the Hat

Silana (Andrew Treunmhor)

Curriculum Vitae:

An old school sister with a mind like a steel trap and a wardrobe like a fairytale princess…when in her presence The Posse doesn’t say that someone is dressed as if they’re going to meet the queen, they say that they’re dressed as if meeting Silana

When someone throws down the gauntlet in challenge, bring it because she doesn’t play nice and she doesn’t play to a draw.  She specializes in contriving absolute, indisputable victories and then throwing down victory celebrations that have no equal

Wears power like she wears her intelligence—in your face

Victorious (Iain Banks)

GAP (Generally Accepted Principles):

She considers the entire universe her back yard and never met an excursion that she didn’t want to take, a why she was afraid to ask, or a road less traveled

Will get to an excursion by any means necessary whether it be a dogsled team comprised of Chihuahuas, a caravan of clown cars—with the clowns inside—or a convoy of pack mules

Closet paleontologist…has a life-size replica dinosaur endoskeleton in her house

Her accessories include a plethora of a priest, a rabbi, and a pastor walk into a bar jokes

Specializes in discovering ways to legally stick it to the IRS 

Xiloxoch "Jack" (ZJXADRÂZQUé)

Need to knows:

Six feet plus of easily pissed off woman

Stomping a mud hole in someone and walking it dry is her primary means for settling all disputes

Legendary for the lengths of her silences and infamous for her ability to nurse a grudge

A veritable walking arsenal, her mantra is ‘shoot first then there’s no need for question

Rolls with a shovel and a bag of lime…just in case    

Vengeance used to be her middle name

Zuri (Hannes Sighelm)

Measurements:

Diva extraordinaire

The group’s self-appointed hottie with the trail of panting men, ridiculous lingerie collection, and the mechanical bull in her den to prove it

She divides the year into clothing collections and clothes into a single category: ‘damn, I make this look good’ 

Her clothes came in three sizes—tight as hell, short as hell, and you’re defying the laws of physics by not falling out of that—and in three levels of tight: need a circus strongman to get you into them tight; one half size away from a yeast infection tight, and Garth Brooks’ jeans tight